Nthabwala ndi zoyipa pa Epulo 1

Tchuthi cha Epulo 1 ndi tsiku la nthabwala zenizeni, zodabwitsa, kuseka komanso kusangalala. Patsikuli, abwenzi, anzathu ogwira nawo ntchito, abale ndi achibale awadula. Sizosadabwitsa, chifukwa nthabwala ndi zokomera pa Epulo 1 zidzakusangalatsani ndikusiya zokumbukira zabwino. Ndipo ngakhale kalendala yovomerezeka siyisonyeza tsiku losekera mwanjira iliyonse, limasangalatsidwa ndi kutchuka pakati pa nzika zamayiko ambiri.

Mutawerenga nkhaniyi, mupanga tsiku loyamba la Epulo kukhala losaiwalika. Ndiganiza nthabwala zopusa za Epulo, zopusa ndi nthabwala zothandiza zomwe zingathandize kupanga nthabwala zabwino, koma zoseketsa modabwitsa, ndipo ichi ndichinsinsi cha aliyense wosangalala komanso wosangalala.

Kumbukirani kuti mukhale ndi malingaliro ndipo musapitirire pa Tsiku la Epulo la Epulo. Ngati mungasankhe bwino wovutikira pamsonkhano, ingoganizani kwakanthawi ndikuchita zonse bwino, aliyense azikhala woseketsa. Musaiwale za kukhala tcheru, chifukwa nthawi iliyonse mutha kukhala wokhudzidwa ndi msonkhano.

Zojambula zabwino kwambiri za Epulo 1 kusukulu

Tsiku la April Fool limakondedwa ndi ambiri, makamaka ana asukulu. Ali okonzeka kusewera ma prank nthawi iliyonse, chifukwa pa Epulo 1 palibe amene amalanga chifukwa cha izi. Nthawi yomweyo, wophunzira aliyense saiwala zakumvetsera ndipo amayembekeza kuti anzawo azimugwira. M'gawo lino la nkhaniyi, ndiona malingaliro angapo ophunzirira ophunzira. Amafuna kukonzekera pang'ono ndikupereka zotsatira zabwino.

• "Chojambula Pepala". Tchuthi chisanachitike, konzani mapepala angapo okhala ndi zolemba zosiyanasiyana. Chidziwitso chakukonzanso, kusowa kwa madzi, kapena makanema oletsedwa ndichabwino. Tumizani zolemba pakhoma pamakoma asukulu komanso pabwalo la sukulu. Osangogwidwa ndi aphunzitsi.
• "Njerwa za Festive". Mnzako wam'kalasi yemwe ali ndi chikwama chokwanira chokwanira chokhala ndi matumba ambiri ndioyenera kuchitidwa ndi wozunzidwayo. Chojambulacho chikasiya malowo osayang'aniridwa, bisani njerwa kapena mwala waukulu mthumba limodzi. Pambuyo mkalasi, wophunzirayo amangovala chikwama ndipo samvera kuti zolemetsazo zalemera. Zotsatira za zokoka zidzalengezedwa tsiku lotsatira.
• "Usale bwino, sukulu". Prank ndi yoyenera kwa omwe mumaphunzira nawo omwe nthawi zambiri amalephera kuphunzira. Pa Epulo 1, perekani mnzanu kalata m'malo mwa mphunzitsi wa homeroom kulengeza kuti wachotsedwa sukulu.
• «Zosangalatsa". Sungani machesi khumi ndi awiri. Gawani phulusa lotsalira m'manja onse, kenako pitani kwa wozunzidwayo kumbuyo ndikutseka maso. Chojambulacho chikakuganizirani, chotsani manja anu ndikubisala m'thumba lanu. Mnzako wakusukulu sangaganize kuti wapita kumaso.
• «Sopo ndi bolodi". Pa Tsiku la Epulo la Epulo, sikuti ana asukulu okha ndi omwe amapikisidwa, komanso aphunzitsi. Ngati mkwiyo wa mphunzitsi uli bwino, pakani sopo pa bolodi asanafike kalasi. Zoyeserera za aphunzitsi kulemba pa bolodi sizilephera.

Posankha prank, kumbukirani kuti zomwe akuyenera kuchita siziyenera kukhumudwitsa anzanu akusukulu. Mwambiri, patsikuli, tikulimbikitsidwa kuti tizimvetsera ana asukulu komanso aphunzitsi, chifukwa ana azaka zopita kusukulu samadziwiratu.

Zotchuka za abwenzi

Kuseka kumawongolera malingaliro ndipo kumawongolera chiyembekezo cha moyo. Ndipo woyamba wa Epulo ndi nthawi yabwino kusewera ndi anzanu ndikuseka. Ndizotheka kuti chifukwa cha msonkhano, moyo wa bwenzi lapamtima uchulukirachulukira tsiku limodzi lowala. M'chigawo chino cha nkhani, mupeza malingaliro okuthandizani kukonza kuseka kwanu kwamphindi zisanu.

1. "Mutu ku Bank". Pemphani anzanu kuti abwere pamodzi ndikukhala usiku wa Epulo kunyumba kwanu. Alendo asanafike, lembani mtsukowo ndi madzi, sungani chithunzi cha mnzanu m'madzimo, ndi firiji. Madzulo, funsani wovulalayo kuti abweretse botolo la mowa mufiriji. Zodabwitsa zidzachitika zana limodzi.
2. "Wopatsa mphamvu"... Njira yabwino yolumikizira. Itanani anzanu kunyumba, perekani kola ndi ayezi. Koma m'malo mwa ayezi wamba, ikani zidutswa ndi maswiti a Mentos oundana m'mgalasi. Madzi oundana akasungunuka, maswiti amakhudzidwa ndi zakumwazo, ndikupangitsa kasupe kutsanulira mugalasi.
3. Yakwana nthawi yodzuka. Lisanadze Tsiku la Epulo la Epulo, funsani mnzanu kuti akuyimbireni foni. Pitani pambali ndikukhazikitsa chinsinsi chanu 5 koloko Itanani mzanu m'mawa kuti mumufunse ngati amakonda kudzuka m'mawa.
4. "Screen yaimfa". Ngati mnzanu amatha nthawi yayitali pakompyuta, prank yotsatira ya April Fools ikulimbikitsidwa. Tengani skrini pazenera labuluu ndikuyika mwachinsinsi chithunzicho ngati chojambulira pa desktop ya mnzanu. Musaiwale kupanga chikwatu ndikuchotsa zidule zonse momwemo kuti zikhulupirire.
5. "Raffle patelefoni". Itanani mnzanu pazifukwa zilizonse, ndipo mutangocheza nawo kwa mphindi zochepa, nenani kuti mudzabweranso pakadutsa mphindi 5. Paulendo wotsatira, onetsetsani kuti mnzanu amva kulira kosayembekezeka m'malo mokupatsani moni wamba.

Malangizo a Kanema

Zambiri mwazomwe zalembedwa zimapereka kukonzekera koyambirira, koma zimapereka zotsatira zabwino. Ndipo malingaliro ndi zokumbukira zomwe adalandira ndizofunikira. Chifukwa chake konzekerani tchuthi chosangalatsa pasadakhale.

Momwe mungasekerere makolo anu

Ngati mungaganize zoseweretsa makolo anu pa Epulo 1, muyenera kuyesetsa kwambiri. Pankhani ya makolo, zokometsera pamutu sizoyenera, popeza abambo ndi amayi ndi anthu okondedwa kwambiri, ofuna chidwi ndi ulemu. Ponena za cholinga chachikulu cha msonkhano wa abale a April Opusa, tikulankhula zakusangalala pabanja. Momwe mungasewere nthabwala?

1. "Dessert modabwitsa." Dutsitsani tchizi kudzera mu grater, onjezerani adyo wosweka ndi tsabola wotentha. Pitani mu mipira kuchokera kusakanikirako ndikuwaza kokonati wambiri. Kukoma kwa mchere wothirira mkamwa kumatsimikizika kudabwitsa makolo.
2. "Kalata yadzidzidzi". Pa Tsiku la Epulo la Epulo, lembani kalata mubokosi la makalata m'malo mwa chimodzi mwazothandiza. M'kalatayo, onetsani kuti posachedwa posachedwa chingwe chatsopano chidzaikidwa padenga la nyumbayo, ndipo mukamagwira ntchito kuchokera padenga, zidutswa za konkriti zitha kugwa. Pofuna kuteteza mawindo, tithandizeni kuti musamamatire. Ngati makolo anu akukhulupirira, musalole kuti iwo achite mopitirira malire. Tiuzeni kuti ichi ndi chodabwitsa.
3. "Mankhwala otsukira mano." Paphwando la tsiku ndi tsiku, makolo nthawi zambiri amaiwala zakubwera kwa Epulo 1 ndipo amakhala nawo pamsonkhanowu. Kokani pulasitiki pa chubu pomwe phala limafinya. Kenako tsekani chikuto ndikuchotsani zowonjezera. Makolo akafuna kutsitsimutsa mpweya wawo, sangathe kufinya phala.
4. "Nkhani zoyipa". Funsani munthu amene mumamudziwa kuti aimbire makolo m'malo mwa mphunzitsi wamkulu pasukulupo ndikuwadziwitsa za kuthamangitsidwa kwa mwana chifukwa chakusachokapo kusukulu. Chinthu chachikulu ndikudziwitsa achibale za zojambulazo.
5. "Nyumba yosangalalira limodzi". Jambulani malipiro akale pogwiritsa ntchito cholembera, sinthani zambiri zofunika ndikukhazikitsa ndalama zochulukirapo. Pambuyo pake, sindikizani risiti yatsopano pa chosindikizira, dulani bwino ndi lumo ndikuiponyera pansi pa chitseko.

Kumbukirani, makolo oseketsa pa Epulo 1 ndi ovuta kwambiri kuposa kusewera anzawo kapena anzanu akusukulu. Chifukwa chake, kuti mukwaniritse zotsatirazi, gwirizanitsani malingaliro anu ndikuwonetsa luso lanu pakuchita bwino kwambiri.

Masewera oseketsa muofesi ya anzawo

Woyamba wa Epulo ndiye chifukwa chabwino chochepetsera pang'ono malo antchito, kusewera zosewerera anzawo ndikuseka limodzi. Posachedwa, anthu ochulukirachulukirachulukira akukonza maofesi anzawo. Ngati mukufuna kujowina nawo, yang'anani pansipa malingaliro apachiyambi omwe angakuthandizeni kusewera prank kwa anzanu ndikupanga tchuthi chanu chosaiwalika.

• "Mbewa Yoyipa". Madzulo a Epulo woyamba, khalani muofesi, sindikirani mbewa zowoneka ndi pepala lowonda kapena tepi yolemba. Zotsatira zomwe zikuyembekezeredwa zidzawonekera m'mawa mwake, pomwe, atatsegula kompyuta, anzawo awona kutaya kwamphamvu pakachitidwe.
• "Malo". Sakanizani ammonia ndi phenolphthalein. Zonsezi zimagulitsidwa ku pharmacy. Zotsatira zake ndi madzi ofiira. Thirani zolembedwazo mu khola la kasupe ndipo, ngati mwachita bwino, tsakani pa malaya a mnzanu kapena bulauzi. Pambuyo pa masekondi angapo, mowa umasanduka nthunzi ndipo zothimbirazo zidzatha.
• "Zosokoneza zolemba". Zolembapo za mnzake zithandizira kukonza zojambulazo. Sinthanitsani zolembera ndi ma analogu momwe zisoti zimataika ndi zomatira, ndikuphimba nsonga za mapensulo ndi ulusi wosanjikiza wopanda msomali. Mukafika kuntchito, onetsetsani kuzunzidwa kwa wozunzidwayo.
• "Mlendo Wosayembekezereka". Ngati ofesiyo imalandira alendo ambiri tsiku lililonse, ndipo mnzake aliyense ali ndi ofesi yake, sinthani chikwangwani pakhomo la wovulalayo. Kulemba chimbudzi kutero.
• "Chinsinsi chapamwamba". Zojambulazo ndizoyenera ku dipatimenti yowerengera ndalama kapena ofesi yokhala ndi zolemba zambiri. Sonkhanitsani okwanira mapepala osafunikira, muiyike mufoda, ikani chinsinsi pamwamba ndikuyika m'modzi wa ogwira ntchitoyo pa desiki. Ndikhulupirireni, simunawonepo ofufuza ngati awa.

Malangizo apakanema

Mukamasankha njira yopereka mphatso, onetsetsani kuti mukuganiza za maubale ndi anzanu. Gwiritsani ntchito zoyipa "zoyipa" kwambiri poyerekeza ndi anzanu omwe ubale wawo ndiwofunda. Komanso, kumbukirani kuti nthabwala siziyenera kusokoneza zomwe mumachita tsiku lanu logwira ntchito.

Zovuta zosavulaza za mtsikana

Atsikana ndi osiyana. Ena amachita mokwanira ndi nthabwala zosalakwa, ena amakhumudwa kwambiri. Ngati mungaganize zoseweretsa mtsikanayo pa Epulo 1, osapitirira. Nthabwala zopusa ndi zopanda pake ndizosavomerezeka pankhaniyi. Chojambula chokongola komanso choyambirira ndi chomwe chimapereka zomwe mukufuna.

1. "Zodzoladzola zokhala ndi chinyengo". Gulira mtsikanayo chovala chodula nkhope. Thirani zomwe zili mumtsukowo mu chidebe china, m'malo mwake tsanulirani mayonesi wandiweyani. Zachidziwikire kuti mtsikanayo angasangalale ndi mphatso yotere ndipo adzafuna kuizindikira nthawi yomweyo. Akuseka, perekani mankhwala enieni.
2. "Kumeta tsitsi". Pezani tsitsi lakutsogolo lomwe lifanane ndi tsitsi la mtsikanayo. Nthawi ikakhala yoyenera, tengani lumo lalikulu, yenda kupita kwa mtsikanayo kumbuyo, dinani lumo mokweza ndikuponyera tsitsi lanu pansi. Zotsatira zake ndizodabwitsa.
3. "Pemphani". Bisani spool ya ulusi pansi pa sweti kapena T-sheti, ndipo gwiritsani ntchito singano kukoka kumapeto kwa ulusiwo. Funsani mtsikanayo kuti achotse ulusi mu zovala zake ndikusangalala ndiwonetsero. Khama la wothandizira wokhumudwitsayo limawoneka loseketsa.
4. "Choumitsa tsitsi mozizwitsa". Ngati amagwiritsa ntchito chowumitsira tsitsi tsiku lililonse, onjezerani ufa kapena wowuma pang'ono. Akaganiza zoumitsa tsitsi lake, amadabwa. Msonkhano woterewu ndiwothandiza kwambiri, koma moto ukachitika, woyambitsa amayenera kuyeretsa.
5. "Kuchita mantha". Izi zidachitika kuti akangaude atsikana amachititsa mantha. Madzulo a Epulo 1, gulani kangaude wa mphira m'sitolo ndikumangirira chingwe. Pakadali pano, tsitsa nyamayo paphewa la mtsikanayo mosazindikira. Mukumva zotsatira zake mumasekondi ochepa.

Mukamasewera msungwana, kumbukirani kuti ndiwofatsa komanso wosalimba. Chifukwa chake, iwalani za zopusa zomwe zimabweretsa kupweteka kwakuthupi kapena kwamaganizidwe. Mudzachita zonse bwino ngati ataseka msonkhano.

Ndizabwino bwanji kunyengerera mnyamata

Kwa anyamata, nthabwala za Epulo la Opusa sizabwino kuposa atsikana. Ndipo ngati wachichepere alinso ndi nthabwala, palibe choletsa kukhazikitsa ngakhale malingaliro olimba mtima kwambiri. Chofunika kwambiri, pewani zovuta.

• "Chigumula"... Pamene mnyamatayo akugona, sambani mosamala chivundikirocho papepala. Kutacha, muthamangire kuchipinda kukawauza kuti oyandikana nawo adasefukira mnyumbamo. Mnyamatayo, wodabwitsidwa ndi nkhaniyi, ayesa kutuluka pabedi mwachangu, koma sizinali choncho.
• "Nkhani yabwino"... Ngati mnyamatayo sanakonzekere moyo wabanja, musangalatseni pa Epulo 1 ndi nthabwala yotsatira. Gwiritsani ntchito chikhomo chachikuda kuti mulembe kuchuluka kwamagawo omwe angafunike kuti mupeze zotsatira zabwino pakuyesedwa kwa mimba.
• "Wopulumutsa Wopulumutsa"... Madzulo a Epulo 1, uzani chibwenzi chanu kuti simukumva bwino. M'mawa, mufunseni kuti athamangire ku pharmacy kuti akalandire mankhwala azitsamba. Ganizirani za dzina la zitsamba nokha. Valani mwachangu, tsatirani mnyamatayo kumbuyo ndipo muwone mnyamatayo akuyesera kugula chinthu chomwe kulibe. Zopatsa phwete.
• "Kubedwa"... Ngati mnyamatayo ali ndi galimoto akugona, tengani makiyi ndikuyendetsa galimotoyo kupita kwina. Pambuyo pake, dzutsani amene mwatomeranawo ndipo munene kuti galimotoyo yabedwa. Ingokhalani otsimikiza kuti mufotokozere zoperekazo musanayitanitse apolisi.

Ndalemba malingaliro angapo pamtengo woyambirira wa April Fools ndi mnyamatayo. Ndipo izi sizomwe mungasankhe. Polumikiza malingaliro anu, mupeza china chanu chomwe chingafanane ndi kupsa mtima kwa mnyamatayo ndipo sichingawononge ubalewo.

Nthabwala za Epulo 1 za ana

Anthu ambiri amakonda nthabwala zenizeni, makamaka ana. Amakhala osangalala makolo awo akawasewera. Pansipa pali malingaliro ena a prank ya April Fools ya ana. Athandiza kudzaza nyumba ndikuseka tsiku loyamba la Epulo.

1. "Teleportation". Ngati ana anu akugona tulo tofa nato usiku, samalani mosamala kuchipinda china. Akadzuka, adzipeza ali kumalo achilendo, omwe sangadabwe.
2. Madzi a Mkaka. Apatseni ana tambula ya madzi a lalanje pa chakudya cham'mawa. Ingoikani mkaka wa lalanje m'malo momwa chakumwa. Kuti muchite izi, onjezerani utoto wazakudya.
3. "Zogulitsa ndi maso". Funsani mwana wanu kuti achotse mkaka mufiriji. Adzadabwa kwambiri akawona pa shelefu yapakati thireyi la mazira atavala nkhope zoseketsa. Ndikulangizanso kuti ndiyang'ane zipatso ndi ndiwo zamasamba.
4. "Kumwetulira koyera ngati chipale". Kuti m'mawa wanu muzisangalala, perekani mchere pa mswachi wa mwana wanu. Osangochita mopitirira muyeso.
5. "Chodabwitsa chosangalatsa". Ana ali m'tulo, tengani zinthu m'chipinda, ndipo m'malo mwake, ikani ma baluni ambiri a helium. Mwanayo akamatsegula zitseko, mipira imatuluka ngati agulugufe.

Ana ndiwo omvera osaganizira kwambiri komanso osatetezeka. Chifukwa chake, yesetsani kuti akhale ndi mawonekedwe owonekera, osati gawo lina lamavuto ndikukhumudwitsidwa. Asiyeni azisangalala kwambiri.

Momwe simusekerere pa 1 Epulo

Pofika Epulo, ambiri akuganiza zosewera ma comrade, anzawo ndi okondedwa awo munjira yosangalatsa komanso yozizira. Patsikuli, mutha kuseka pamitu yosiyanasiyana, koma pali zosiyana. Pofuna kuti musakhumudwe kapena kulowa m'malo osasangalatsa, musagwiritse ntchito nthabwala zomwe zimatchula kuti:

• Imfa;
• Kuba anthu;
• Kuwonongeka;
• Kumanga migodi.

Zonse mwazomwe mungasankhe zojambulazo zili ndi mavuto. Pakumva nkhani yodabwitsa, munthu nthawi yomweyo amapita kwa oyenerera. Ndipo pamsonkhano wotere, m'malo mosangalala ndi kuseka, mutha kulandira chindapusa kapena chilango chachikulu.

Yesetsani kusunga nthabwala ndi zosefera mkati mwamalire, ndipo inu ndi wozunzidwayo mumatha kuseka. Onetsetsani kuti mukukumbukira kuti si anthu onse amene amayankha mokwanira nthabwala kapena zipsinjo.

Tsopano muli ndi malingaliro osiyanasiyana pa prank ya April Fools. Gwiritsani ntchito zomwe mumakonda pochita ndipo musaiwale zazabwino. Zochita zanu ziyenera kukhala zokongola ngakhale zitakhala zotere. Zabwino zonse!

Onerani kanemayo: CHINGANINGANI PA MIBAWA TV (June 2024).