Maulosi azoseketsa za Chaka Chatsopano cha Khoswe Woyera

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Ngati mukufuna kusiyanitsa tchuthi cha Chaka Chatsopano, samalani zosangalatsa. Njira yayikulu ndikulosera kwazithunzithunzi za Chaka Chatsopano 2020. Maulosi a Chaka Chatsopano adzakondweretsa mabanja ndi abwenzi. Masewera oterewa amakhalanso oyenera phwando logwirizana. Ndikukulangizani kuti musankhe zosankha zabwino komanso zabwino kuti aliyense asakhumudwe. Munkhaniyi mupezamo zoneneratu zama Metal Rat zamtsogolo, zomwe zikugwirizana m'makampani osiyanasiyana.

Mndandanda wa zoneneratu

Zaumoyo

Kusankhidwa kumayambira ndi kuneneratu zaumoyo za 2020. Zachidziwikire, ali ndi chisangalalo choseketsa, koma ena amatha kutengera.

"M'nyengo yozizira sungadwale ngati usaiwale kuvala mpango wofunda!"
"Ndi thanzi zonse zikhala bwino ngati mutenga anzanu pafupipafupi!"
"Mukakwiya, simupita kwa dokotala!"
"Mudzalimbitsa thanzi lanu mu Chaka Chatsopano, ndipo mudzagonjetsa nsonga zilizonse!"
"Mukadzagona pansi pamadzi, ndiye kuti tizilombo tating'onoting'ono sidzakufikirani!"
"Chifukwa chake dzipulumutse ku matenda - chitani masewera ambiri!"
"Kuti mulimbitse thanzi lanu, muyenera kupita kukasamba!"

Ntchito ndi ntchito

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Chaka chino chikulosera ndalama zambiri ndi kupambana!
Kwezani galasi lanu
Ndipo khalani ndi mwayi!

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Kodi mukuyembekezera chozizwitsa mu Chaka Chatsopano?!
Ndipo chifukwa chake chimamveka ngati chotupitsa -
Kukula mwachangu pantchito kukuyembekezerani!

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Ngati mumagwira ntchito ngati kavalo,
Sichikhala chokoma m'moyo!
Chaka Chatsopano, palinso mphindi yopumula,
Ndipo kumapeto kwa sabata loyendetsa, iyi si nthabwala!

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Mu Chaka Chatsopano, nthabwala zoyipa kwa anzawo
Adzapanga mipata yayikulu mu aura!

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Chaka chidzabweretsa mwayi pantchito -
Mutha kuthetsa vuto lililonse.

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Ntchito ikukweza malonjezo olimba mtima -
Mudzasunthira kumtunda wapamwamba!

Kuneneratu za ntchito mu prose kudzapangitsanso tchuthi kukhala chosangalatsa.

Pali zochitika zambiri zosangalatsa tsiku ndi tsiku zomwe zikukuyembekezerani mu Chaka Chatsopano.
Kale kumayambiriro kwa chaka, mudzamva kuphulika kwamphamvu: anthu anu ansanje ndi omwe akupikisana nawo adzasanduka nsanje.
Pambuyo patchuthi cha Chaka Chatsopano, mudzalimbikitsidwa ndi ... mwayi wopambana, chisangalalo ndi chitukuko. Kukaniza sikungathandize.
Kuchedwa kuntchito kutatha, chikhumbo chowonjezeka chidzakwaniritsidwa.
Kuwonjezeka kwa bajeti kumayembekezeredwa kale koyambirira kwa chilimwe.
Onetsetsani mayendedwe anu mosamala kuti musasochere panjira yopambana.
Padzakhala ndalama zambiri. Ili kuti chikwama chako cholimba?!

Chikondi ndi maubale

"Khoswe Woyera amalangiza kuti musalire, chifukwa abwenzi azikakhala chaka chonse".
"Magazi azisewera m'mitsempha mwanga, chifukwa chikondi chimasangalatsa mtima."
"Uku ndikulosera komwe kumwamba kukulonjezani: mchaka chatsopano padzakhala zodabwitsa zokha m'moyo!"
"Chaka chachilendo chikuyembekezera: kuvina kozungulira kwachikondi kudzazungulira!"
"Chaka chamawa, mudzakhala ngati nsomba m'madzi kulikonse!"
"Pa gombe lotentha, lopanda anthu, tsogolo lanu lidzagona pafupi."
"Chilichonse chidzakhala bwino patsogolo panu!"
"Padzakhala nyanja ya abwenzi komanso masiku osangalatsa owala."
"Mudzakhala ndi mwayi wapadera - kuyembekezera zowonjezera m'banja!"
"Chaka chimalonjeza kuchita bwino mosalephera: mudzakondana ndi awiri nthawi imodzi!"
"Muli ndi mwayi m'moyo, zomwe zikutanthauza kuti mwayi waukulu ukuyembekezera chaka chonse."
"Khalani tcheru ndi mphatso kuchokera kwa okondedwa: zinthu zolemera zimatha kuyambitsa ziphuphu pamphumi."
"Chaka Chatsopano chikhala chowala - pezani mphatso zambiri."
"Chaka Chatsopano, osakongola - kubwereka kwamuyaya."

Chaka chikhala

Ambiri ali ndi chidwi ndi zomwe 2020 izikhala wamba. Nawa mawu oseketsa akulekana pamutuwu.

"Khosweyo akulonjeza mwayi komanso dacha yatsopano!"
"Chaka chikhala chovuta kwambiri, chifukwa, chilichonse chomwe munthu anganene, ndizovuta kunyamula sutikesi yodzaza ndi ndalama."
"Khoswe amakulonjezani chisangalalo chochuluka komanso mavuto osangalatsa mu Chaka Chatsopano!"
"Ngati muli ndi mphamvu, ndiye kuti chaka chidzakhala chabwino."
"Ndalama zanu zidzakula ndipo tchuthi chachilendo pakati pa chaka chikubwera."
"Padzakhala masiku angapo osangalatsa mchaka chikubwerachi: tsiku lanu lobadwa ndi tsiku lililonse lomwe likubwera."
"Zosangalatsa zambiri komanso zosangalatsa."
"Kuyambira koyambirira kwa chaka, padzakhala mwayi wosiyanasiyana."
"Chaka Chatsopano chidzabweretsa mphatso zabwino, ndipo tsiku lililonse lidzawala!"
"Tikufulumira kukhumudwitsa - maloto anu ndi ochepa kwambiri, ndipo mwayi waukulu ukuyembekezerani."
"Padzakhala chifukwa chosangalalira mchaka chikubwerachi - galimoto yatsopano idzawonekera."
"Mutha kukhulupirira kuti maloto anu omwe mumawakonda akwaniritsidwa posachedwa!"
"Khoswe Woyera amakonzekera zatsopano ndi zochitika zosangalatsa kwa inu mchaka."
"Chaka Chatsopano, mwavala bwino - moyo weniweni mu" chokoleti "ukuyembekezera.

Chiwembu chavidiyo

Hollywood ilibe lingaliro

Amatsenga osiyanasiyana, owonera zonse, olosera ndi okhulupirira nyenyezi ndi otchuka kwambiri. Kulosera kolingaliridwa bwino, kofotokozedwa mwazithunzithunzi, kudzakopa chidwi cha alendo kwanthawi yayitali ndikupangitsa kuti tchuthi chiwoneke. Kuyesera kumvetsetsa zamomwe mungalosere komanso momwe mungaganizire, ganizirani za Hollywood, kapena kani, za mayina amakanema otchuka omwe ali ndi chiwembu chochititsa chidwi.

Kuti akwaniritse lingaliro, nyali imazimitsidwa mchipindacho, ndimakandulo ndi zitsamba zamaluwa zokha zomwe zimatsalira, ndipo nyimbo zachete zimayatsidwa. Vesi yamagalasi yofanana ndi mpira imadutsa mozungulira. Magetsi a Neon kapena zitsamba zamaluwa zimayikidwa pansi pa beseni, ndikuwaza miyala yamaluwa yomwe idadulidwa pamapepala apamwamba. Kumbali imodzi ya petal, mawu awa ogawanitsika akuyenera kugwiritsidwa ntchito:

Chaka chino chikuyembekezeka - "Big jackpot".
Kumanani chilimwe chamawa - "Pakati pausiku ku Paris".
Kumanani ndi Makolo Posachedwa.
Simudzakhalanso - "Zowonjezera Zachitatu".
Chaka chino mudzakumana - "Chiwonetsero Chopweteka".
Posachedwa mudzazindikira kuti ndinu "Kukongola mu Miliyoni".
Mawa mudzagonana ndi Mzinda.

Chiwerengero cha zojambulidwa chimachepetsedwa ndimalingaliro a munthu yemwe adazipanga komanso kuchuluka kwamafilimu ndi makanema apa TV omwe maudindo awo ndi gawo la nthabwala. Munthu aliyense patebulo atha kulandila mapepala angapo. Masewera abwino adzatuluka pamalingaliro awa, wopambana yemwe ndi amene ali ndi masamba azambiri ndipo molingana, akuneneratu zambiri. Mphotho yake ikhoza kukhala kuvina nyimbo yomwe mumakonda kapena chilolezo chobwera ndi mawu oti mudzapatse ophunzira aliyense payekha.

Ndi nyimbo kudzera m'moyo

Nyimbo ndi gwero losatha la chidziwitso. Mtsogoleri wamkulu wokondwerera tchuthi amafikira alendo aliwonse ndi chakudya chachikulu, pomwe mapepala olosera zamtsogolo amamwazikana mwachisokonezo, ndikupempha kuti atenge limodzi la iwo.

Pa zikopa, mutha kulemba:

Chaka chamawa akuyembekeza - "Pali magawo ambiri padziko lapansi."
Mu February mudzakumana - “Ndalama, ndalama, ndalama. Nthawi zonse kuli dzuwa m'dziko la munthu wachuma ".
Mu April, muyenera kusamala - "O, ukwati, ukwati, ukwati anaimba ndi kuvina."
Muyenera kusamala ndi mayi wotchedwa - "Natasha, Natasha, mtima wanga ndi moyo wanga."
Mlendo adzanena - "Ndipo sindimadziwa kuti chikondi chitha kukhala chankhanza."
Masiku ogwirira ntchito adzakhala ofanana ndi - "Ndipo ndimayenda motero onse ku Dolce Gabana."
Pambuyo pakuwonjezeka kwa malipiro, inu - "O, ndikumva, asungwana akupita kukapumira."

Kusankha kwa nyimbo kumatha kukhala chilichonse. Kuneneratu kuyenera kumvedwa mosamala. Aliyense amene angayimbe vesi lotsatira munyimboyo ndikutchula wojambulayo amapatsidwa mphatso yaying'ono.

Kuneneratu ndakatulo ndi abwenzi

Chaka chatsopano 2020 ndi nthawi yopuma komanso yopuma. Kuti tchuthi chikhale chovuta kwambiri, mutha kusangalatsa abwenzi anu ndikuwonetseratu zamatsenga mwandakatulo:

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Padzakhala ndalama ndi kupambana
Kugonana, bwenzi ndiye labwino kwambiri
Ndi malipiro ndi ntchito,
Koma nkhawa inanso
Ngati ma limousine atsopano
Sitikupatsani anthu aku Georgia,
Osati kuwona zabwino zonsezi
Mwanjira ina ili choncho!

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Pambuyo pa phwando
Musaiwale kugula galimoto.
Nyanja ya ndalama posachedwa
Row iwo, kuyiwala zachisoni.

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Ngati mumakondwerera Chaka Chatsopano, mumaphimbidwa ndi kirimu wowawasa, ngati mphaka,
Padzakhala chisangalalo ndi kupambana kwanthawi yayitali kuti musangalatse aliyense
Chifukwa osakhala pano, fulumira ku sitolo
Ndipo musagule lita imodzi, osati awiri, koma ndowa ndi theka -
Vodka, mowa, kuwala kwa mwezi, mowa wamphesa, zakumwa zoledzeretsa,
Kotero kuti anthu owona mtima amakumbukira Chaka Chatsopano kwanthawi yayitali!

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Mu Chaka Chatsopano, malipiro atsopano,
Chovala chaubweya, thumba, nsapato,
Nthambi ya minga
Kutchuka pang'ono, ulemu pang'ono.

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Zokhumba zonse zidzakwaniritsidwa
Ndipo padzakhala kupambana pachilichonse
Koma pofuna kuzindikira kwambiri
Aphwanye onse ndi mano ako.

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Pali ngozi yomwe anzako
Tidzakutulutsani pa ngolo
Kuti ndisawonepo manyazi otere,
Bwino kukhala pakona, ndikumwa madzi anu mwakachetechete.

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Kuneneratu kotere kwa inu
Kukhala chete sikungabweretse zabwino
Kuti mupambane
Imbani nyimbo aliyense.

Maulosi mu prose

Chikondwererochi chisanayambe, mlendo aliyense amapatsidwa chithunzi cha 1. Nthawi yake ikafika yoti atcume, m'malo moyankhula, amawerenga zomwe zalembedwa papepala. Sikoyenera kukulitsa uthengawu mpaka toast.

"Chaka chino aliyense apeza chuma - stash ya wokwatirana naye, ndalama yomwe mkulu wataya, ndalama yazaka 50 zakubudika pasofa."

“Chaka chamawa, udzaukiridwa. Padzakhala mwayi pakati pa zigawenga zomwe sungathe kuzimenya. "

"Mwetulirani pafupipafupi kenako ndikusainirana mgwirizano wopindulitsa ndi wopanga mankhwala otsukira mano."

"Kugwira ntchito molimbika mchaka cha Khoswe kudzakupangitsani kuti mukhale ngati woyendetsa ndege pamakina amtsogolo chifukwa ikuponyerani M'chaka Cha Hatchi."

"Chaka chamawa, mupambana miliyoni miliyoni, zomwe zingakuthandizeni kusiya ntchito mpaka chaka chamawa."

“Kumapeto kwa chaka, yembekezerani zadzidzidzi. Pochita mantha ndi kupambana kwanu, anthu onse omwe ali ndi kaduka ndi omwe akupikisana nawo adzaphulika ndi mkwiyo. "

"Mwa kupereka theka lachiwiri ndi mphete ya diamondi, mudzakhala pafupi ndi anzanu momwe mungathere, chifukwa mudzakhala mukugona kuntchito chaka chonse."

Pangani nthabwala kuti musakhumudwitse munthuyo, kumwetulira, ndipo mwina kulingalira za upangiri womwe walandira. Osaneneratu china chachikulu. Kulankhula za zovuta zamunthu, kusowa kwa ndalama ndi mavuto kuntchito sichinthu choti tizikumbukira patebulo la Chaka Chatsopano.

Kuti kuneneratu kukhale kosangalatsa, kuyenera kupangidwira anthu ena. Chifukwa chake, ngati banja la ana, achinyamata ndi okalamba lasonkhana patebulo, ndiye kuti ndi bwino kupewa nthabwala pamitu yapamtima. Mutuwu ukhoza kugawidwa kukumbukira kosangalatsa. Mutu wa ana ndi nthano ndi makatuni omwe amawakonda. Osadziwa momwe mungapangire kuneneratu za wamkulu, mutha kuyang'ana m'buku ndi ndakatulo zomwe mumakonda. Amatsenga ambiri amachita izi.

Malangizo Othandiza

Samalani kapangidwe kake. Pezani luso komanso luso. Nthawi yomweyo, kumbukirani kuti mu 2020 kukongola komanso kuphweka kudzakhala koyenda. Kodi ndi njira ziti zomwe zingapangitse kuneneratu nthabwala?

Biscuit. Zidzakhala zosangalatsa, chifukwa chosangalalira, kuti madzulo akhale osangalatsa.
Ma postcards ngati matalala, mitengo ya Khrisimasi kapena mipira ya Khrisimasi. Ulosi wa Chaka Chatsopano udzalembedwa mkati.
Zosintha ndikulosera zamtsogolo m'matumba okongola a organza. Maswiti alinso lingaliro labwino.
Mapepala amapinda mu botolo lalikulu lagalasi kuti mlendo aliyense azitha kuyika dzanja lake ndikusankhiratu zamtsogolo.
Mabuloni amlengalenga. Izi zidzalola alendo kuphulitsa mabaluni ndikuwerenga momwe ziriri mtsogolo.

Mutha kugwiritsa ntchito mtedza wa makeke, masokosi a Khrisimasi, omwe amakhala ndi zokambirana ndi maulosi, ikani zokutira maswiti zolosera zamitengo ya Khrisimasi. Kukondwerera Chaka Chatsopano palokha ndikowala, chifukwa chake kumafunikira makalata muzonse. Onetsetsani kuti zokutira ndi maswiti nawonso ali munkhaniyi.

Samalani tanthauzo la zonenerazi kuti apange chisangalalo ndikusangalatsa omwe apezekapo. Maulosi oseketsa apangitsa phwando la Chaka Chatsopano kukhala choseketsa, chosayembekezeka, chowala. Muthanso kugwiritsa ntchito mawu osakira ochokera m'mafilimu, mayina owala, mawu a nyimbo. Mwachitsanzo: